Two hoops and a holla!

just need to jerk off and sleep

I'm the master of all 4 elements

Fear me now or be deceased

The worst feeling is to not be able to go to sleep

Why didn't God just build us with on and off switches

That would make this so much easier

I bought this book in March

So far I've read 1 page

I'm gonna read the rest tmmrw

And then imma take over America

I remember when I was a kid I could read for HOURS

Like a whole day

But now I can't sit down for 2 seconds to read

What happened to me

I have lotta books

I'm still a dummy

Same

Last time I read a book was middle school

I cheated all the way through high school. QUIZLET OPPPP

Got my diploma, but I never learned shit in school

Interesting book collection you have there!!! 😍

You got a boner?

Yes

@BattleJesus REVEAL YOURSELF, COWARD

Whoa slow down cowboy

YEEEE HAW

Ain't no stopping the rodeo, homeboy

PERIOD

Yo if y'all ever come to ATL, just know every girl says "PERIOD" at the end of every sentence

They say that here too

Neat. The word has spread

I asked my mom to take me to the store, she said no