Really? I thought you were trying to be a the Burger King DJ

Oh really?

I thought you was gonna make your dog lick it off you

I'm like 90% sure you're a furry

But given your troglodyte conception of the internet, you probs don't know what that is

You probably think th internet is a series of tubes

😂

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Mineau

Is that sal's fursona?

yup

Ah

Cuz I thought for sure his was Kero the Wolf

You'know. The one that got seriously busted about 8 months ago

no way dude, too much clout

Lol

What life?

i'm not thirsty

You tryna' tell us you got a life?

How about you say a coherent sentence?

OH NO

Oh no. I'm so scared because it totally works like that

i gotta get rid of my computer and find a new place to live asap

No kiddin'

Should I invest in butt-seal so he can't rape me?

i would be more concerned about his but if shows up to my house, i do have a history with that kind of stuff.....

😏

hopefully the lord will protect me from temptation

😂

You could get a cage

Sal probably can reccomend a few

No shit sherlock....

damn!

Oh yeah

I forgot about the metadata

Where the picture automatically tells you where I live

Not like discord scrubs that

Metadata probs told you my dog's name too

Peeing is gay

Thus I don't do it