Message from @Internet Crustacean 🦀

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2019-05-11 16:06:03 UTC  

Who is with me?

2019-05-11 16:08:42 UTC  

<@576547661302202368> a few years back, some absolute alpha actually gassed furries

2019-05-11 16:09:49 UTC  

Someone sabotaged the hotel that all the furries for a convention were staying at causing a gas leak. The entire building was evactuated.

2019-05-11 16:10:08 UTC  

Pretty sure a number of furfags had to be hospitalized

2019-05-11 16:11:15 UTC  

The chad was never caught

2019-05-11 16:11:24 UTC  

<:chad:468673733700091904>

2019-05-11 16:15:31 UTC  

oh man that makes me so sad no one got around to ignite it @Internet Crustacean 🦀

2019-05-11 16:16:19 UTC  

someone pussied out, let's all right now commit to action if we find ourselves in this situation again facing the moral dilemma whether to ignite or not

2019-05-11 16:16:29 UTC  

No

2019-05-11 16:16:33 UTC  

Not explosive gas

2019-05-11 16:16:37 UTC  

they're furries, no longer people, meaning you just get a big barbequeue

2019-05-11 16:16:37 UTC  

Poison gas

2019-05-11 16:16:41 UTC  

oh

2019-05-11 16:17:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/576805064086257664/Anti-furry_protesters_near_AC_2007.jpg

2019-05-11 16:17:52 UTC  

I kinda feel like all those people we closed into the aids pools were the ones who grew up to be furries

2019-05-11 16:18:02 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-11 16:18:37 UTC  

If people want to identify as animals

2019-05-11 16:18:45 UTC  

We should have the right to hunt them

2019-05-11 16:19:33 UTC  

kinda gets to the core issue of the debate, even in sexism, where everyone just wants to cherry pick all the upsides of being x gender or whatever and ignore all the down sides

2019-05-11 16:19:52 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-11 16:20:04 UTC  

Indeed

2019-05-11 16:20:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/576805947356217547/Capture_2019-05-11-10-16-09.png

2019-05-11 16:22:17 UTC  

Odd that you are an apparent fursuit cleaning expert.

2019-05-11 16:22:42 UTC  

I really wouldnt have any idea how to clean a fursuit

2019-05-11 16:22:48 UTC  

those do sound like the reasonable options though I guess

2019-05-11 16:22:52 UTC  

Next time I need that useless knowledge, I shall call upon you, sal

2019-05-11 16:24:08 UTC  

I always assumed you just found someone wearing the suit, sprayed it with gasoline, and lit it off

2019-05-11 16:25:03 UTC  

That ain't it, chief

2019-05-11 16:25:47 UTC  

I mean

2019-05-11 16:25:54 UTC  

You didn't become gay

2019-05-11 16:26:01 UTC  

Yet

2019-05-11 16:26:12 UTC  

Unless

2019-05-11 16:26:17 UTC  

You don't hate gays

2019-05-11 16:26:26 UTC  

Which makes you secretly gay

2019-05-11 16:26:33 UTC  

Plot twist....

2019-05-11 16:27:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/576807657961422891/a83169b.jpg

2019-05-11 16:27:54 UTC  

My evidence speaks for itself.

2019-05-11 16:28:20 UTC  

I hereby diagnose you with the mega gay and possible furry fetishisms

2019-05-11 16:28:34 UTC  

May God have mercy on your soul.

2019-05-11 16:28:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/576807929450070056/image0.jpg

2019-05-11 16:33:42 UTC  

This has been fun, but Imma go play the ultimate chad game: Animal Crossing Wild Wotld.