Night shift will do that to a guy.

I don't get a shift differential, unfortunately. As far as day sleep goes, I just pull the blanket over my eyes and I'm good

I've never had that issue. My biggest issue is with how hot/humid it gets during the days. I keep my windows open.

Howdy kiddos

Money is for suckers. I don't need it.

Howdy, Crab

Waddup?

Nada.

We only want money because other people want it

🤔

Ain't that curious?

I honestly don't care about the money. I passed up a job making 3x what I do now because it was boring.

In ancient china the used knives as currency

Something with actual use

Really you could barter for anything.

Money is obsolete

Indeed

That's not salt

It's chemicals the government uses to turn people gay

Especially the frogs.

Yes

No way people would just give salt away for free

It's too valuable

Its not salt, it's NaCl

Sodium Chloride

Colloquially, salt

"Okay guys, listen. I need sodium, and I need Chlorine."

Foodmakebettertaster is a mouthful.

Too many syllables

Would you like the chlorine in gas form?

Nah. I'd like the chlorine in pool tablet form.

Gas it is

If gas kills people, why do they buy itm

Why not Mustard gas instead?

It?*

Mustard gas is less lethal

It blisters your eyes, skin, and throat

But is less likely to kill

However it does condense and stay active for weeks

And lungs, you forgot that it damages lung tissue.

Phosgene is the real killer