Oh Chads arent alpha anymore i guess

lol

Just a look.

It comes with its own set of problems to overcome.

"Dont ever fall anywhere"-Alpharonomy

You just typing now, not even saying anything. That’s normal for you I take it.

Do you normally identify with women or just in your profile name?

I see why your name is DA PROBLEM

Do you normally have a fag for a profile picture?

The phoenix is a symbol of death and rebirth

Immortality so to speak

Rise from the ashes, go get em girl.

I always meet girls who identify with the Phoenix. They always say that they were knocked down but rose from the ashes. That’s you.

Not being accountable for your own actions that caused the fall in the first place.

I’m sure you care about zodiac signs too lol. Betaaaa

The terms and words you use are beta. You just don’t see it. That’s why you are less successful than you could be. Because when you start talking like that, we can’t take you seriously.

When you keep using quotes, you are actually playing devil’s advocate because you yourself are not saying it, you are not even taking responsibility for your own words.

You play devil’s advocate because you are advocating for your daddy.

NEXT!

never be a simp

He took it personal even though I didn’t call him a beta, I was calling his actions beta. Big difference, one he couldn’t discern.

Jesus got mad at me for writing an upside down cross on a heart shaped box of chocolates at work and made it fall off a ledge.

I told him I won't stop wearing my metal t shirts though, but I will stop writing upside down crosses in dirt on every surface at my work.

IT WAS A SIGN!!

The is not pleased with my behavior.

*Lord

It's probably about more than a drawing though

I don't have a problem with men having little dogs

As for ME AND MYSELF, I don't like little dogs. The bigger the better.

Cats or bust, I like that they hate me.

I love my enemies

Well, a good hunting dog would be nice assuming a future that involves such things

lol they hate you but love your food

I like cats too, if I had a cat I'd get a maincoon

https://youtu.be/SyUG8ByYe6o

Main coons are the best, had one before he was dope

They're big and supposed to be pretty tame?

They are big, and super chill.

What do Y'all think of this preacher? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWv_ejwKvzA

Their size is what I like the most

And thier long flowing hair and mains and fluffy tails, don't forget about the cute kissable feet and lips, and their wonderfully fishy breath.