It's honestly hard for me to lie

Admirable

Same here since I stopped lying

It feels wrong

I used to have a great poker face... Not anymore

lol i feel u

I don't know how America is culturally etc. maybe just say god bless 'em

I'd like it as a customer I think

I always say "have a blessed day"

My coworkers started copying me

lol

heh

Cuz they saw I was getting paid

But they copy me sloppily

I'm being me

They're trying to be me. There can only be one...

They're living *_The Lie_*

Yeah. They copy the woman from Egypt to

lol its funny cuz the woman from egypt trained me. I always observe her but never copy

I simply observed what makes her get paid a lot and do it in my own way

This chick wearing a rag over her head is playing the most non american music on the bus right now

LMFAO

She a mooslem?

A black one

Black muslims are dangerous

be careful young one

Let my people go

rockin out with her rocks out

she smoke crack?

I don't think so

But she mean like a mug

Muslims also tip me a lot, but only cuz my name is Muslim and I could pass as a muslim

we got a terry up in here

I look like an egyptian king

draks them clounsks

Can you picture me?

And now some daishiki wearing ass nigga just walked on the bus

DRAXX THEM SKLOUNST

GET FROGGY WITH THEM

HYPOTHETICAL THEM IN THE CLAVICAL

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