Message from @thot destroyer
Discord ID: 603727675055407106
I don't try to be, but shit.
an aspiration?
```[Job Interview]
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: Well, I really enjoy politics, and I've always been good at speaking. I would assume something that has to do with that.
Interviewer: What about 10 years?
Me: Staging a coup and seizing the power of the government in order to unify the country.
Interviewer: Very nice, what about 20 years?
Me: Invading Poland, starting a war, not listening to my generals because I think I know best. You know, the usual.
Interviewer: In 25 years?
Me: Eh, I don't know. I'll probably just shoot myself in the head as soon as I realize that the war is lost, and that if the enemies were to get ahold of me the torture would be far worse than death.```
Actual excerpt from my last job interview.
Did you get the job?
They were looking for "someone who doesn't have a Swastika tattooed on their forehead."
A bunch of fucking tossers, the lot of em. If a man hasn't got a Swastika tattoo on his forehead can he truly be called a man?
No
He may be Black, but he ain't dumb.
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Repent people. Biblical prophecy is unfolding right before our eyes. Jesus Christ is the only way.
Brian, do you luh white people?
what's with the nose picking @thot destroyer lol
maybe I'm just too WHITE
angry woman
Angry people pick their noses?
the grandma
Indeed
damn white grandma turnt black on em'
I remember seeing whoah vicky at lenox mall
She said hi to me
I should of offered her some dick
But honestly she didn't deserve any
You passed up on some legendary sugar walls
-_-
gas
Isugar cubes are nice
sugar*
You like dudes?
🏳️🌈
lol
I like sugar
Sugar is over rated
I like salt and fat
I like my bananas on the green side
Little tart
Reminds of fruit
The harder the better
People that like brown or spotted bananas make me sick