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Jive monkeys

moon crickets

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jive turkey 😮

What's a Jive Turkey?

xD

a person who puts on an act. all hype but nothing to back it up. a person who repeats what they hear without knowing

I'm a jive turkey

he is a jive turkey

xD

Is that really what jive turkey means?

i think so

I'ma have to look that up

google says

What is the meaning of jive turkey?
A jive turkey is someone who is unreliable, makes exaggerations or empty promises, or who is otherwise dishonest. The phrase is so associated with 1970s culture.

What is the slang meaning of jive?
the jargon associated with swing music and early jazz. Slang. deceptive, exaggerated, or meaningless talk: Don't give me any of that jive!

@TupacReborn are u a jive turkey?

Yeah that's totally not what I thought it meant. I take it back

I'm like the opposite of a jive turkey

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hake report was good

lol

I'm throbbing with hunger, I may be a plant butt the sun isn't doing its job

Mind over matter

Never surrender

@Metay stop blowing up my dm's asking me for money😮

da fuck

u paid 150 to someone who couldnt spell words correctly, blow me]

I thought you were offering me the blow job

i dont give bjs

i want money

You said you would blow me

if u give it 1st

Nah

Same time

I pledge my life to the Ghetto wayz. Do whatever it takes to get paid and laid. Refuse to lose. Never smoke crack. I'm mack as the nigga with the biggest sack. So baby pick a winner, don't die a square. It's nice in Mexico, I'll take you there!

uganda forever

you jive turkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSkNIpNWX0k