you dutch btw?

No, I had a good friend from there

I'm British

ah a pommy as the ozzies would say.

I don't think I ever learned why they would call us that

I know the reasons Americans called us limies

Prisoners Of her Majesty

australia beeing having started as a prison colony or something

and they have escaped

Ah I see, totally. In fact we are the reason she's still alive reigning, she actually sucks life out of the rest of the populace

the royal vampires? 😬

Well they don't suck blood or anything, it's more like a drawing of energy

We willingly give it to our masters

willingly..? you sure?

Well we may be under some kind of spell, but hard to tell I suppose, but we don't seem to care either way. Perhaps there's a small voice inside shouting wanting help? Maybe that's what brexit is, some kind of cry for attention

quick! somebody get brittan an instagram account!

Brittain

?

I need more cider

Britain

I must say British cider is waaaay better, Apple bandit is crap compared to Hennessy

Is it? Well honestly, when I've had it I only tended to get strongbow

never heard of it. I'll ask my euhm liqoer store.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongbow_(cider)

It's Dutch owned lol

wut?

Heineken bought something. yay! I'll have a look for it

thanks

Hi all

Good evening Drew

Evening.

I'm afraid I cannot have any Strongbow, despite captain piccard being on their commercials, die to my diet.

Good choice, any alcohol is bad, but beers and ciders have more calories than spirits, and you tend to drink less spirits

Did you have a good day?

"MEN, arent the problem, WOMEN, are the problem, that's until they let them make their own choices." --from a man in a totally accurate movie--

I don't get it @Katorie Numinous

I get it. Its inaccurate. It's another occasion of treating all members of a gender as a whole, "the problem" isn't women or men. Also women were never oppressed, even if they often couldn't make their own choices, just like the vast majority of men couldn't.

Indeed

you got that so well xD

There should be a np option when crossposting in reddit...

I'd love to crosspost a couple more of those godawful feminist sub ones... but then it'll be a brigading complaint.