Message from @mattforney

Discord ID: 608821985664827412


2019-08-08 00:32:33 UTC  

lmao I used to order banh mi from a place near Gozdsu udvar

2019-08-08 00:33:02 UTC  

Vietnamese roulette. You fired a blank

2019-08-08 00:33:02 UTC  

it was notable in that it was the only ethnic restaurant seemingly staffed by people of the ethnicity where the food came from

2019-08-08 00:33:58 UTC  

the worst food poisoning I ever had was from some pizza place in Budapest that did two-for-one specials if you ordered before 5:30 pm

2019-08-08 00:34:08 UTC  

Pizza King?

2019-08-08 00:34:23 UTC  

I ate the first pizza and spent the next 24 hours retching into my sink and the next few days barely able to eat

2019-08-08 00:34:30 UTC  

Or forte

2019-08-08 00:34:33 UTC  

no it was something else

2019-08-08 00:34:42 UTC  

Don Pepe

2019-08-08 00:35:34 UTC  

Theo Papa Konyhája

2019-08-08 00:35:37 UTC  

that was the place

2019-08-08 00:35:41 UTC  

never ever eat there

2019-08-08 00:36:01 UTC  

Sounds very familiar

2019-08-08 00:36:15 UTC  

they also have horrible service

2019-08-08 00:36:24 UTC  

I once ordered from them and they took three hours to arrive

2019-08-08 00:38:20 UTC  

Wait wait, it is one of those "delivery only" places, isn't it?

2019-08-08 00:38:32 UTC  

I think

2019-08-08 00:38:40 UTC  

I ordered from them via NetPincer

2019-08-08 00:40:03 UTC  

Yes! Those places are the worst, second only to the back alley kebabs

2019-08-08 00:41:02 UTC  

People routinely catch the arabs in those places jacking off onto the sauce

2019-08-08 00:41:12 UTC  

*throws up*

2019-08-08 00:41:18 UTC  

And then they wonder why they get beaten up

2019-08-08 00:43:22 UTC  

This is why I have a whitelist of places in BUD. There is this balkan restaurant where I know the cook. Outside of that I barely trust my own kitchen sometimes.

2019-08-08 00:43:35 UTC  

lol

2019-08-08 00:43:50 UTC  

there were a handful of restaurants I trusted

2019-08-08 00:44:09 UTC  

the sushi place, the Italian place, the other Italian place, the Czech place, the Montenegrin place

2019-08-08 00:44:52 UTC  

oh and the Canadian place

2019-08-08 00:46:17 UTC  

Tuning Burger used to be good

2019-08-08 00:46:40 UTC  

Until they served me a salty burger, chio chips and stale beer

2019-08-08 00:46:41 UTC  

Beer and Burger was the best, then it closed and reopened under new management

2019-08-08 00:46:59 UTC  

now it's a faggoty upscale place with smaller portions and no free ketchup

2019-08-08 00:47:54 UTC  

They used to sell ostrich burgers and buffalo burgers, then they took them off

2019-08-08 00:48:33 UTC  

does anyone sell ostrich burgers anymore? there used to be a zoo meat restaurant chain in NYC that sold them, then they suddenly stopped

2019-08-08 00:48:43 UTC  

this was years ago

2019-08-08 00:49:24 UTC  

Same here, they just got taken off. Beer and Burger sold them

2019-08-08 00:49:48 UTC  

global contraction in the ostrich supply

2019-08-08 00:50:41 UTC  

only explanation

2019-08-08 00:50:43 UTC  

They probably could not pump them up with soy so they dropped them off the menu

2019-08-08 00:52:30 UTC  

fuck, I could have had one when I lived in Chicago

2019-08-08 00:54:00 UTC  

Too far for me, I need them to bring it to the pannonian basin