The revenge of the alcohol+xanax has already been covered, sry.

Revenge of the White Claw

Co-hosting with John McAfee

This but white monster

“Why yes I drink the white /sip/, how could you tell?”

That is so...tame tho

@mattforney Do you know these:

not familiar

the fruity drink revolution has not come to Transcaucasia

I went out yesterday to find some drinks to celebrate Toni Morrison's death and the best I could find was SHAKE COCKTAILS, some shitty Russian brand

Ooh no, this is worse. This is bydlo level drink

the Cuba Libre one was terrible (probably should have been tipped off by the fact that it was spelled "Cube Libre" on the label)

but the Sex on the Beach was alright

I only drank many cuba libres the day fidel died

How can they fuck it up, it is so simple

it was way too sweet

tasted like diabetes in a bottle

They probably added syrup

Or sugar, as if ir was a caipiriña

I learned my lesson, I'm sticking to bottom-shelf Russian vodka and local IPAs from now on

less taxing on my stomach

also, never order a hot dog in Georgia unless it's a "Mexican hot dog" from a shawarma place

Oh god

I've had food poisoning all day from the hot dog place down the street

and now I have a fever

Be careful with vietnamese restaurants. Some german and american yuppies went into some here in the shit district and they went full pokemon on the hepatitis

lmao I used to order banh mi from a place near Gozdsu udvar

Vietnamese roulette. You fired a blank

it was notable in that it was the only ethnic restaurant seemingly staffed by people of the ethnicity where the food came from

the worst food poisoning I ever had was from some pizza place in Budapest that did two-for-one specials if you ordered before 5:30 pm

Pizza King?

I ate the first pizza and spent the next 24 hours retching into my sink and the next few days barely able to eat

Or forte

no it was something else

Don Pepe

Theo Papa Konyhája

that was the place

never ever eat there

Sounds very familiar