Still turned y’all to spaghett

We killed more of you

You indentured our sailors

According to the propaganda they teach in your schools, sure we "invaded".

Also Canada turned the tide of ww1 ask any historian

We still estsablished our legitimacy

You kept enslaving us, that's what the war was about.

Canada exists because we want you to exist.

You can’t even keep the ccp out of your county#ry.

Talking to you yanks about history is like talking to an anti-vaxxer about vaccines.

It was about saying "Go fuck yourselves, we're not worth the effort."

Hey who has the ccp hiding in their rural areas?

Like you called the most aggressive general of your civil war Stonewall.

Killing those who stumble on their camps?

And it wasn't, how much money did you lose in that war because your merchants just wanted to think of themselves?

You lost 1812

Just accept it

We got what we wanted

Legitimacy

How did we lose?

If we lost, why do we still have a navy?

Indeed

That wasn't apart of the accord

You wanted Quebec and didn't get it

So?

You wanted our country

You didn’t get it

No we didn't

The English did, us Canadians just wanted peace.

That’s why you were indenturing our sailors

The English still own you.

Both you and the English lost

Look at the powers the Queen has.

The Canadians were the only ones who gained something out of it

Debt?

Establishing ourselves as good soldiers

A shitload of debt.

And we established ourselves as a nation

The U.S. had more debt

Should I stream the simpsons on Disney plus?

I think that beats being good errand boys.