Nasty teeth vs nasty kinks.

You only had the world wars

And you were doing it for Britain you didn't gain a single thing outta that war.

Trade and compensation

A pat on the back from the ugly teeth

We gained quite a bit actually

Far as I can tell 1812 was an American defensive victory

Facts

You mean Britain let you get in on their spoils is what you mean.

PPCLI kicked their asses just as they did when they stopped rhe German advance and took Vimy in WW1

America was the ones who invaded in 1812

And we did withdraw from Vietnam due to the South Vietnamese government we were supporting crumbling

They lost

Are your education systems that terrible?

We invaded due to kidnappings

No you invaded for land

Nope

No

We wanted it sure

The general who lead the invasion said so

We would have taken the land if we'd wanted it.

Before he was replaced

Then that guy was replaced

General isn’t the govt

We won because the british didn't want us to be independent and yet here we are

We wanted legitimacy

You won nothing

We won legitimacy

We kept our independence

And decisive defensive victory.

We're the only one of Great Britains children who left the basement and moved out.

FFS this is like when I talk to an Anti-vaxxer

No because we actually use factual history

You can't win a defensive victory as the invader

Not "the vaccines give cancer"

We won the war

We never invaded

You lost

Because kidnapping soldiers isn’t enough instigation

As far as I can tell

That's all I'll say since you don't know your history