Wow almost made a bad joke there

I have a rather expensive apocalypse sewing kit I put together. So if everything goes horribly and we all have to flee into the wilderness, I can preserve clothes for a few years before we're reduced to deer pelt loin cloths

Will trade water for clothes

25th amendment applied to joe biden because his mind slipped and he thinks he is in 1980 again and said he wont let the urban jungle dictate his actions

If anything happens, does this mean all laws are gone and I can go and burn my creepy pedo neighbor’s security cameras?

Not to mention, if our ancestors figured out how to survive in the wilderness, we probably can, too.

I know how to. First we punch trees-

Should be able to figure out through trial and error how to make clothes and tools from scratch with what's available in nature.

got those security cameras to deter joe bidens from stealing his booty

Anyone else think it’s weird though that he has cameras pointing into our bathroom windows

Invest in an ax early

Gotta have that firewood

You have to *ax* to get one

I had to

install a strobe light thats pointed at his camera

I should get a camera just to point at his window too

I don't think you want to see that

make it obvious, have its project to a visable screen

from his prop

You can watch him watching you watching him watching you watching him watching you-

DUDE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF OPTICS!

Or hire a bunch of elderly fat strippers to dance infront of the window his camera is trained on

Bruh you just brought him back here

Dont argue with him

he stupid

please

I got my Mom a woodsmans pal for Christmas, and all I've got is a big ol sushi knife XD

whats optics?

Bruh

Bruh

Like for ur gun

Pewpew

Bruuuuuuh

Pew pew

Die pie

What it would look like if - Optics

This is the signal for me to hop off and shower

lol

Don’t shower, the water is turning frogs gay

Ha, I'm already bi
I AM IMMUNE TO THE WATER OF GAYNESS

bruh those who left were controverial figures to begin with