Message from JustiN in The Adorable Deplorable #general-text

2020-03-02 17:02:07 UTC  

My dad was a cop too

2020-03-02 17:02:15 UTC  

I had a similar issue but mine somehow involved me using a plane

2020-03-02 17:02:16 UTC  

Didn’t help me lol

2020-03-02 17:02:32 UTC  

LOL like you were gonna crash a plane into the school?

2020-03-02 17:02:34 UTC  

A...a plane?

2020-03-02 17:02:43 UTC  

Yes apparently that’s what the rumor said

2020-03-02 17:02:50 UTC  

The fuck you going to get a 737 stealth bomber?

2020-03-02 17:03:08 UTC  

That’s hilarious

2020-03-02 17:03:09 UTC  

Apparently I was just gonna steal it

2020-03-02 17:03:10 UTC  

I love that

2020-03-02 17:03:14 UTC  

I mean

2020-03-02 17:03:19 UTC  

If you’re gonna do it go all out

2020-03-02 17:03:21 UTC  

GTA style

2020-03-02 17:03:26 UTC  

News to me because I have no clue how to steal a plane or fly one

2020-03-02 17:03:27 UTC  

Nah nah nah

2020-03-02 17:03:34 UTC  

Sneak into the military base

2020-03-02 17:03:40 UTC  

Steal their top plane

2020-03-02 17:03:44 UTC  

Ima roll up with a 50 cal hellcat tank and A-10 Warthog

2020-03-02 17:03:59 UTC  

Just use a modified bulldozer

2020-03-02 17:04:01 UTC  

Nah first I’d call Lester and bribe the cops so I can get in the base without worrying about cops

2020-03-02 17:04:03 UTC  

Chris Kyle and the White Feather are going to be on a perimeter 2 blocks away

2020-03-02 17:04:19 UTC  

Lol yes perfect

2020-03-02 17:04:33 UTC  

My uncle used to have a modified bulldozer

2020-03-02 17:04:44 UTC  

Define modified lmao

2020-03-02 17:04:53 UTC  

Look up “killdozer”

2020-03-02 17:04:56 UTC  

Just put fucking nitrous in it

2020-03-02 17:04:57 UTC  

And watch the video

2020-03-02 17:05:03 UTC  

Yeah that’s it

2020-03-02 17:05:12 UTC  

But he never went postal though

2020-03-02 17:05:18 UTC  


2020-03-02 17:05:33 UTC  

The police couldn’t even gun him down LOL

2020-03-02 17:05:54 UTC  

I remember some dude stole a military tank in 1991

2020-03-02 17:08:27 UTC  

Of course I wasnt alive for it but watching old crazy chases is still interesting

2020-03-02 17:08:41 UTC  

We had a similar issue in my town except it was an ex cop who stole the APC from the police armory and went on a joy ride

2020-03-02 17:09:24 UTC  

Well an APC cant tear a bus in half and almost make it over a double concrete highway barrier now can it?

2020-03-02 17:09:28 UTC  

But still

2020-03-02 17:09:32 UTC  

That's impressive

2020-03-02 17:09:46 UTC  

Yeah but it can crush an ex wife’s sedan

2020-03-02 17:09:55 UTC  

Yeah but who's complaining

2020-03-02 17:10:02 UTC  

The ex wife

2020-03-02 17:10:17 UTC  

Theres a reason shes called your ex