Straight guys like small girls tho, so gay guys should like small guys right <:thinking:726878987837636698>

Somebody has to like me <:shy:770708865087176784>

I don't have to worry about you because I am a full seven inches taller than you

🤣

>:((

To be fair, you're little bro height

Stop flaunting your tall privileges you troll

"he's cute, like a brother"

I'm not even tall

Just bc you can reach the remote w/o trying

Most standards are 6' or no chance, I'm cool with dating a guy who's 5'2" or 5'4"

Yes you need to be sensitive to the vertically challenged

Without a step stool

>:((

I’m fun sized, what’s wrong w that

That's because you are pitifully short

Fun sized is cute <:killerkitty:713910263056957472>

Really now, all I see is feisty people

Thank you 🥺

<:shy:770708865087176784>

Does anyone else watch Mr Obvious?

People are like dogs, the smaller we get the angrier we get

Nope

I'm taller and still quite angry...

<:killerkitty:713910263056957472>

That’s bc you’re privileged >:(

I like watching him in between zeds videos. Very informative

I’ll check him out

I am about to take your joke seriously

Good >:(

Tall people are privileged bc they never have to ask someone else to get their favorite mug

Hey, I still feel a little short

Or fall off the counter trying to grab it and smashing it in the process 😭

I'm not lesbian but wherever I hug girls I get a head cushion

Get fucked <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

That's the plan <:thinking:726878987837636698>

Ok, anti-horny memes is what you're getting

What if I wanna do the fucking >:(

Am I too short for that too now >:((

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You are small, you are most definitely not going to be to dominant one