I love these terribly dark jokes

I’m at like 5% <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Lmao I'm at -15%

Can't be groomed if you're not desireable <:thinking:726878987837636698>

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-markiplier-gif-14835823

😭 being smol means I'm an easy target

Same

Easier for me to bully you <:troll_face:726878856585281557>

At 5’2 most men see me as a joke 😭

Hell most women see me as a joke too 😭

Ahahahahah you're *5'2"* <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Shut up

Shortie

I'm 5'0" so I'd be looking up at you

Leave me alone

This small vessel just means less space to contain my rage >:(

I am a giant!

Yeah it's kind of a double standard that women don't find short guys attractive but get mad when men don't find fat women attractive. I thought whole body types were beautiful and attractive ladies come on

As a woman I ridiculed any of my friends who had shallow standards like that

That’s good

That's true of quality

Doing your civic duty

As long as the guy is taller than me I'm cool with it

Equality*

Guilty by your own standard

I actually don't like 6' guys bc I'm so short

Straight guys like small girls tho, so gay guys should like small guys right <:thinking:726878987837636698>

Somebody has to like me <:shy:770708865087176784>

I don't have to worry about you because I am a full seven inches taller than you

🤣

>:((

To be fair, you're little bro height

Stop flaunting your tall privileges you troll

"he's cute, like a brother"

I'm not even tall

Just bc you can reach the remote w/o trying

Most standards are 6' or no chance, I'm cool with dating a guy who's 5'2" or 5'4"

Yes you need to be sensitive to the vertically challenged

Without a step stool

>:((

I’m fun sized, what’s wrong w that