I got a political joke if anyone wants to hear it.

hit me]

What's the difference between a vampire and the British?

Their teeth are cleaner?

No

idk what

A vampire doesn't drain $46 trillion from a country.

hahaha

Lol

I’m back. Lunch was delicious. What’d I miss?

Nice

It would be funny if we made Britain an American colony lol

My my my how the turntables

Revenge

just fuck their tea factories and theyll collapse

They loike their tea very much

loike

Tea is just basically leaf wotah

Wo'ah

In the American empire under Emperor trump Britain should be made a colony and Mexico a puppet state

now i geh' i'

And Canada annexed

Are yeou fookin schewpid?

Ow'd you know

The American empire of our dreams

you fucking mupput

Wanker

Ever seen a bloke that toll

you amerikans confuse me

You suckle your mums tits with that mouth

🤣 🤣 🤣

Yeou tolk toue fookin mooch mate

yuwr country is fuked

I'm wotching SpoiderMahn

We 'av fre 'Ealthcahe

at least ah dont get shut while doin' maffs in skewel

That peta paka bloke sure does get intou truble

Yeou got schewl shouwtins

What if we just used the infinity gauntlet to snap all the leftist and democrats away

New York's alright if you like saxophones.

and hewe, we ge' oll the tae we wont