does this make me a legitimate president

Did CNN approve?@Patarick Kane

No but since when does that matter @Patarick Kane

I dentify as a transparent skinned land walking rubber squid that shits ink on liberals' eyes everytime I hear them breathe.

I identify as monke

Kappa

they might if i ask

Disgusting

Thats racist

Me hearing ATF radio chatter from my hallway

@Hank Hill what the f did you just say to me

me an innocent religious group leader hearing ATF chatter from outside my compound in Texas

remember to tell them how special you are bc you look not white

@plebleader I didn’t say shit to you “Charles”

@Hank Hill it's....its the ninja meme.

if not, CNN could give me reparations

Never seen it

i can tell lol

**Taco Bell was ordered over an hour ago**

theyd boost your campaign

**It does not take that long to make a ducking burrito**

especially since they are timed@Hank Hill

Imagine door dashing pelosi and the package had a box inside, and inside that box was a large peice of shit, and when she opens it, it blows, and smelly shit is all over her.

Yummy

well first the workers gotta translate the order from english to spanish

Didn’t somebody shit in her driveway?

Not yet

*yet*

imagine making the box with a spring so the shit flys out

And enters her mouth

Guys, I took this picture today, what do you think?

Racist

*A dasher will be assigned to your order shortly*

Hot

thats me irl

@Benny J kinda cute ngl..

I want Taco Bell

I want McDonald's

Also Costco