it wouldnt surprise me

thats why it's called cool "guy" ranch, it's literally just one singular guy

but then im not in the hivemind so what happens now

yea this aint no cool guy***s*** ranch here pal

unless

shit

what do you think youre getting into cmon now

you kill yourself to rip out the nanochip we put in your ear 4 months ago

i already have enough voices in my head whats a few hundred more gonna do

you have to drink the blue stuff under the sink to make us go away

you ahve to stand in the middle of a busy highway with your fists raised high inthe air once you feel an impact the simulation will end

you have to stop eating for a week to start to leave the simulation

the shit i got under the sink is green will that work too?

@PCENGINEDUO @Sam Hyde @a dim goon

im immune to the effects of bullets so that wouldnt help end it

you have to scrape the gunk out of the xbox controller cracks and eat it if you want to wake up

i appreciate being tagged in 3 of my all powerful sock accounts at once

prove it, on camera, right now

you can only eat gunk gak and scug you dig out of crevices out of your house for a month

aight i facebook live me giving myself the JFK fade

imma look fresh

and then i join the Collective

Tucker on

do any of u niggas play Bloons

aight changed the sex slave

play with feces pal

i did earlier today, now what

go in the room with the doodoo

then i ask you how you like it in there

and if it smells good

the white bowl with the hole took the poop from me im so fucking pissed

how do you like the smell is it good

i didnt want it to do that

does it smell good enough for you in there

fantastic

my farts smell like popcorn chicken

i think i have some sort of disease

my dad says that means you have AIDS

god damnit