Hospitals arent magical places where no one can die

I understand but he’s in the hospital so I’m sure they’re taking good care of him

Most times they are

I feel compelled to say "No he's not <:troll_face:726878856585281557> " but that's also not the best move...

They are where I live.

STOP

Yes because I really appreciate his family in New York getting information about his state before I do and I’m only 20 minutes away from this place

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Well then ask his family?

I will humor myself at others' expense

I would love to except I have none of their contact information

I mean I figure the doctors kinda tell them first...

Well shit then idk what to tell you you’re fucked for the next 2 hours

*Must not... make spawn kill jokes...*

Maybe read the Bible

MO

lol

spawn kill jokes

Only in the maternity ward

Yo. woah

dark

that's hella dark

I mean yes the doctors are going to tell my boyfriend what’s going on first but the problem is is that my boyfriend likes to hide a lot of the darker stuff because he thinks I’m not going to handle it well which is not true to some extent 

Dark humor is the greatest

Not much you can do about it

Then you guys should work that out

Others' tragedy is my humor <:thinking:726878987837636698>

I understand and I’m trying to not freak out about it but stuff like this is not easy for me to go through especially with him

What makes it worse is that we move in 2 1/2 weeks

How long have you been with him?

Fact

*Lmao he gonna die* <:troll_face:726878856585281557> (This may be pushing it)

Since September

A smidge

Kinda no punch line either really

Mmm I love using personal tragedy for my profit

Same.

Yeah but there wasnt even slightly a dark joke there

That was the joke

@mightytrump Done. <#727616207619883128>

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