I will be wearing spongebob pajama pants and puppy slippers before I have sex.

My salt rock must remain on.

If it is not lighted up sex is not permitted

General rules.

You just ruined sex for me as I’ll never be able to have it without laughing

The Master Chief costume stays on during sex 😡

Like ever

I keep my Stance socks on when having sex, the Elf edition ones.

Imagine eating a full course meal during sex

dayum

serf and turf

How do the British have sex?

Or ordering DoorDash during it and you fuck walk to the door

they dont

Let the door dash driver in on it too

give him a tip if yk what i mean

You get the back he get the front ez pz

Sorry, I torture Saxons during sex

You bloody loike that, you haven't seen my football action, I'm gonna invade you like i was India

Instead of moaning they say "Marvelous, scrumptious, delicious, lovely, nicely done, magnificent, fabulous."

This si what the did on epstiens island

Indubitably

quite splendid i suppose, yes

We gotta destroy all the porn in the world.

It is my master plan to do so.

Epstine did not kill himself.

Porn is awful.

btw

Kurt Cobain didn't kill himself.

Joe didnt kill himself

Clinton's killed them

Who's streaming *Carmageddon*?

I think area 51 is where a huge sex trafficing ring is.

chat died

😦

https://youtu.be/dBQnrn59dQw

Play it twice.

No

I know better

I just rick rolled my class

lol