Pretty until they open their mouths

^^

I’m gonna start selling my bath water now.

me to

imma make an only fans and sell my feetpics

Same

ez pz

As a gamer girl I can make so much money

Im gonna sell my Toenail clippings and used bath water

Ngl, you had me there at the first half.

as a gamer boy who can make his feet look like girls feet i can make so mych money

W

Whatever brings in the money

Imagine now that sex would go?

“Baby, imma pull your hair”

“Pull MY hair? I can pull my own hair. I can’t believe you would do such a patriarchal act in the bedroom. So degrading and disgusting, ugh!”

lmfaoooo

Sell gamer girl feet pics😂

“I can spank my own ass, thank you.”

We wouldn't even be at sex the second her yuck mouth opens lmao

Thigh high star war socks stay on during sex

can u pay ur own bills tho 👀

I see you are a man of culture.

^

Y e s

But honestly I would be soft with in a microsecond

I will be wearing spongebob pajama pants and puppy slippers before I have sex.

My salt rock must remain on.

If it is not lighted up sex is not permitted

General rules.

You just ruined sex for me as I’ll never be able to have it without laughing

The Master Chief costume stays on during sex 😡

Like ever

I keep my Stance socks on when having sex, the Elf edition ones.

Imagine eating a full course meal during sex

dayum

serf and turf

How do the British have sex?

Or ordering DoorDash during it and you fuck walk to the door

they dont

Let the door dash driver in on it too

give him a tip if yk what i mean

You get the back he get the front ez pz