Because they actually wash their hands and you don't?

There's something called soap spiccy I think you should look into it

El suds

Comprende?

It is forbidden in my culture to use soap

No it's not

Ok im just lazy

Just apply hand sanitizer

Do you think im cute

@KK 🌻

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Are you the dog or the mutt?

A woman in the street said YES but then I had to strike her after she refused to date me.

ICE IS ONE PHONE CALL AWAY

Why didn't you take her right then and there

Thats cold.

Ba da tssssssst

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Lol

me at subway

https://tenor.com/view/computer-monday-gif-9634962

the Delsinrowe Brotherhood could use a chad like you

Im dating a very beautiful model

I just asked her for a selfie

She just sent me a selfie from her phone

Wow. My model gf is so hot

Does her phone camera have a watermark

This is the selfie she just sent me

She is a model

And she is my girlfriend

It says getty images iStock on the photograph

You got this off google

Okay well i told her what is that and she told me to tell you to buzz off

Nah, you got this off bing,

She told you to tell me to buzz off

This is literally my gf

Lmao

Ill ask her for another selfie

@spicy sauce I did a reverse image search bud

She just sent me this

You're just copy and pasting from the google images