React if you jog!

React if you run!

React if you climb!

React if you play football!

React if you play soccer!

React if you are anti-gun!

React if you are pro-gun

React if you play baseball!

React if you play lacrosse!

React if you are a cheerleader!

React if you're a Wahhabist!

React if you trade stocks!

React if you trade options!

React if you play terraria!

React if you're a furry!

React if you're a trucker!

React if you're in the South-East region of America! (Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Arkansas)

React if you're in the South-West region of America! (Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Oklahoma, Colorado, and Utah)

React if you're in West region of America! (California and Nevada)

React if you're in the North-West region of America! (Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, and Washington)

React if you're in the Mid-West region of America! (North & South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio)

React if you're in the Mid-Atlantic region of America! (New York, Pennsylvania, District of Columbia, Maryland, Delaware, New Jersey, Virginia, and West Virginia)

React if you're in North-East Region of America! (Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rode Island, and new Hampshire)

React if you're an American Indian!

React if you're a Futurist!

React if you're an Accelerationist!

React if you're a Climate Accelerationist!

React if you're a Primitivist!

React if you practice Kabbalah magic!