That was funny, I actually go to a barber to cut my hair, and I use scissors to cut my beard

I just use a phillips hair trimmer for my hairy needs

After the shave

I go to a barber and tell him to do skinhead, that usually last for 6 to 9 months

I don't actually have that much facial hair

In the military i had to shave daily

https://fsmedia.imgix.net/af/39/00/9c/485d/44d5/a540/80dd7e5a81db/this-haircut-monkey-might-not-be-very-happy.jpeg?rect=100%2C0%2C600%2C450&auto=format%2Ccompress&w=1200

To get this pic, I had to cut away mad gay shit

The first picture were better, I actually have a scar over my eye

@Baron Doom You're a Witcher?

My scar is over the left eye though

Do barbers actually cut the fur on monkeys?

@Baron Doom For the right price barbers will cut anything

Face scars

@Noctah Nope, I am just prone to accidents, and some time they leave a scar

Just to remind you that there was a cliché about Mafia-hired barbers slitting people's throats when they came in for a shave

Barbers are badasses

Don't fuck with them

That razor cuts both ways

@Jack Mehoff I don't have any pimple scars, and I am a bit too old for pimples

Im taking artistic (autistic?) License

@Noctah I don't think the barbers do that here, I am a bit unsure about monkeys too

@Baron Doom They would do it if the Mafia was still around.

@Noctah Probably, but I don't live in Italy

>italy

No beard?

@Noctah

I will raise your image with this one

She has very interesting technique

Seems oddly satisfying to her too

How can she do it with her eyes closed

I heard from the news that they don't wax balls in Canada

@Baron Doom They will pretty soon tho

They dont wax fake tranny balls in Canada

True

Ain't gonna be Trudeau going against it

Yet

@Noctah. If we defeat our enemies, we lose