Message from @ActualPresidentElectXander

Discord ID: 774654850540503071


2020-11-07 15:15:58 UTC  

LOL.. didn't work... hmmmm

2020-11-07 15:16:40 UTC  

i'm not going to explain it to you my dude, i'm sorry

2020-11-07 15:17:17 UTC  

Oh, oh, I like snow,
Every winter I sing “let it go”
I take a handful, chew it and swallow,
To fill my stomach that’s been left hollow

2020-11-07 15:17:43 UTC  

Not a Haiku

2020-11-07 15:18:15 UTC  

I do not stress about dog pee or germs,
Stomach infections or even tapeworms,
I eat snow all day and all night,
It looks so appetizing when it shines bright

2020-11-07 15:18:45 UTC  

he is doing aaaaa rhyming schemes.

2020-11-07 15:19:00 UTC  

I go to the polls.

I vote none of the above.

They win anyway.

2020-11-07 15:19:02 UTC  

2020-11-07 15:19:20 UTC  

Or should I sniff it, I highly doubt that
I’ve been waiting to become morbidly fat,
I am sad but it left me empty
Though I had plenty

2020-11-07 15:19:24 UTC  

I LIKE THAT ONE

2020-11-07 15:19:31 UTC  

Which one?? LOL

2020-11-07 15:19:35 UTC  

yours

2020-11-07 15:19:36 UTC  

Mine

2020-11-07 15:19:41 UTC  

sorry xan

2020-11-07 15:19:46 UTC  

I think he means mine Xander... LOL

2020-11-07 15:19:59 UTC  

My poem is the most recent one I wrote in English

2020-11-07 15:20:31 UTC  

Thoughtfully we find

Politics are not broken:

Just fixed for others.

2020-11-07 15:20:33 UTC  

2020-11-07 15:20:47 UTC  

By the way @stoneytoney it’s aabb rhyme scheme 🧐🤓

2020-11-07 15:21:42 UTC  

Politics are weird

Sleepy Joe is a bum

I hate him because he’s feeble

2020-11-07 15:21:48 UTC  

How is that not a haiku

2020-11-07 15:23:00 UTC  

Oh, give me a home

where no politics roam.

No Biden no Kamala

2020-11-07 15:23:05 UTC  

Politics are weird

Sleepy Joe is an old guy

That’s why I hate him

2020-11-07 15:23:07 UTC  

2020-11-07 15:23:11 UTC  

Yay

2020-11-07 15:23:24 UTC  

LOL... nto sure why it did not do my last one

2020-11-07 15:23:48 UTC  

Because you rhymed the first sentence with the second

2020-11-07 15:23:49 UTC  

> Oh, oh, I like snow,
> Every winter I sing “let it go”
> I take a handful, chew it and swallow,
> To fill my stomach that’s been left hollow
@ActualPresidentElectXander snow, go, swallow, hollow, all end in an 'o' sound

2020-11-07 15:23:55 UTC  

too many syllables in the 2nd line of mine I think

2020-11-07 15:24:18 UTC  

No... nothing to do with rhyming

2020-11-07 15:24:25 UTC  

Really

2020-11-07 15:24:31 UTC  

I know nothing about Haikus

2020-11-07 15:24:35 UTC  

I don’t like them

2020-11-07 15:24:41 UTC  

How are they even poetry

2020-11-07 15:24:55 UTC  

LOL... I don't really write them much either. I prefer sonnet and free form... but they can be fun sometimes

2020-11-07 15:25:05 UTC  

They are Japanese poetry

2020-11-07 15:25:05 UTC  

I don’t like free verse

2020-11-07 15:25:13 UTC  

Free verse is just speech

2020-11-07 15:25:17 UTC  

Prose

2020-11-07 15:25:22 UTC  

Depends on how it's written

2020-11-07 15:25:26 UTC  

Not even poetry it’s weird