kind of what he says, he watches chat & looks for haikus, if we end up typing one up by accident, he'll show it to us! he may not stay, it's a test run.

https://video.foxnews.com/v/6207213016001?playlist_id=5198073478001#sp=show-clips

he can also react to messages apparently.

@stoneytoney LOL... cool!!

just trying to keep chat entertaining.

🙂

I like the poop I buy at goop

really dude...

Uh...

Is that a haiku or is my knowledge of poetry completely skewed

skewed

5-7-

Really skewed...

LOL

5-7-5

An old silent pond

A frog jumps into the pond—

Splash! Silence again.

How is that a Haiku

5 sylabuls, 7 sylabuls, 5 sylabuls

LOL.. you don't read or write poetry I am taking it

So that’s a haiku

yes sir

I write poetry

just your average aabbcc

My English teacher says I’m the best poet in class

i believe that too

How is it aabbcc

It’s arcs

Abcd

It doesn’t rhyme

Tho maybe

Aab

I’m stressed as hell
Waiting on this election
praying for our guy

But it’s the same word so that’s not a rhyme

LOL.. didn't work... hmmmm

i'm not going to explain it to you my dude, i'm sorry

Oh, oh, I like snow,
Every winter I sing “let it go”
I take a handful, chew it and swallow,
To fill my stomach that’s been left hollow

Not a Haiku

I do not stress about dog pee or germs,
Stomach infections or even tapeworms,
I eat snow all day and all night,
It looks so appetizing when it shines bright

he is doing aaaaa rhyming schemes.

I go to the polls.

I vote none of the above.

They win anyway.