Oh you’re gay? Revoking your retard card

all it made me do is not iron my clothes

and bump into shit

why cant they have the funny autism that makes you view life trhough the lens of cartoons like I do

tfw they didn't give me the funny autism

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my life is basically The Mask

nonono

your life is Son of the Mask available now on dvd and blueray

Son of The Mask

excuse me

Some callings in life are just higher than others

"""""MY BAD"""""

dim goon just now: "*what am i thinking*"

@PCENGINEDUO

they call me cuban sneed

Im the king of the feed and seed

I think im going to rewatch the Mask with Jim Carrey tn

Chik chika chik chika boom chik chika boom

smmmmmmmmmmmmoking.

Jim Carrey has gay sex, but he’s gay

Curious

he climbed the world's highest mountain, *but*....he's gay.

i put on The Mask and rip into home depot in a whirlwind buying pounds of fertilizer sayin "oooo somebody STOP MEEEEE" while swing music plays

Im Stanley Ipkiss when he puts on the mask

Literally me

hey there sir we're from the FBI we're here to stop you

got a few questions for you so why don't you take off the mask

come down to the station with us

my funny dog will bust m e out of jail just like in the mask

he is literally me

the mask is me

majora's the mask

Jim Carrey's The Mask, the joker, travis bickle, V for vendetta guy, driver from drive, patrick bateman, tyler durden, wolf of wall street, blade runner 2049, kramer at the laugh factory and pickle sneed all walk into a bar

I order a drink

Youre all those things

But youll never be sneed

bartender says "what am i doing at my own bar?"

"sorry my mistake, you're just like me"

@Axton Hale uhh might wanan reread my post? dumbass

I can’t even read the word sneed, what’s it say?

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