Message from @a dim goon

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2020-12-18 14:47:35 UTC  

It’s equally likely that god exists by these niggas own logic.

2020-12-18 14:48:18 UTC  

If the universe is infinite than that means everything exists somewhere therefore god exists Q.E.D reddit

2020-12-18 14:48:30 UTC  

atheists be like

2020-12-18 14:48:49 UTC  

"but if God exists, then why do I like to take it up the ass?"

2020-12-18 14:49:30 UTC  

redditors will flatout deny the existence of God but present "what if this universe is actually 1 big simulation made by a scientist and we're all just living in a computer program" as an actual possibility

2020-12-18 14:50:44 UTC  

That one is the biggest cope

2020-12-18 14:52:16 UTC  

what if
*crunch*
we were just like
*crunch*
just all living in a computer
*crunch*
what if guys
*crunch*
what if
*burp*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720708986353090684/789505321499623474/20201215_223956.jpg

2020-12-18 14:52:18 UTC  

Aliens probably do exist but like little amebas and jellyfish not cool aliens

2020-12-18 14:52:56 UTC  

there's probably a spec of bacteria somewhere far away on jupiter and I wanna step on it

2020-12-18 14:53:27 UTC  

Ye it’ll be lame af when they discover aliens

2020-12-18 14:53:39 UTC  

Just like everything else in space

2020-12-18 14:53:40 UTC  

redditors are still stuck in the year 2000 when everyone was obsessed with the matrix and think they live in it

2020-12-18 14:53:50 UTC  

"dude like.....what if though..."

2020-12-18 14:54:04 UTC  

The matrix was about wanting to cut your dick off

2020-12-18 14:54:26 UTC  

the red pill was HRT

2020-12-18 14:54:48 UTC  

the message of the matrix was that taking the redpill inevitably turns you gay

2020-12-18 14:55:11 UTC  

U know the sequels suck cuz after the first movie was a hit one of the wachowskis got really into BDSM shit and his dom gf made huge rewrites to the script

2020-12-18 14:55:43 UTC  

polish niggas take another L

2020-12-18 14:55:54 UTC  

Also she is a big reason they are both trans now

2020-12-18 14:56:06 UTC  

The kink sex to trans fag pipeline

2020-12-18 14:56:35 UTC  

(´・ω・)っL
hold this L Petrov Vydtrvovskytz

2020-12-18 14:56:45 UTC  

There was a big article in rolling stone about this circa 2011 or something when it was still okay to publicly shame that kind of behavior

2020-12-18 14:57:31 UTC  

imagine ruining your life chopping your dick off and blowing your head off cuz wearing a skirt makes your dick hard

2020-12-18 14:58:01 UTC  

Yup

2020-12-18 14:58:03 UTC  

this sort of thing would be funny if it weren't a widespread cultural psychosis

2020-12-18 14:58:04 UTC  

Sick world

2020-12-18 14:58:20 UTC  

One day a real rain will come

2020-12-18 14:59:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720708986353090684/789507027012681728/image0.png

2020-12-18 14:59:33 UTC  

That you?

2020-12-18 15:01:31 UTC  

I never met a troon that passed

2020-12-18 15:02:34 UTC  

So true

2020-12-18 15:03:22 UTC  

They need photoshop and generous makeup/ lighting/ angles to look human online

2020-12-18 15:08:32 UTC  

Hi

2020-12-18 15:10:29 UTC  

Builds a church on you

2020-12-18 15:26:55 UTC  

if you believe math infinite universe bullshit then the universe is basically 100% likely to be a simulation then the guy in charge of the simulation is basically God. So instead of being gay and nihilistic these people should just believe in the real Christian God instead of all of this bullshit

2020-12-18 15:27:33 UTC  

They’d rather not follow all those rules tho

2020-12-18 15:27:46 UTC  

More fun to simply worship yourself

2020-12-18 15:28:04 UTC  

ye

2020-12-18 15:28:12 UTC  

by sucking your own penor

2020-12-18 15:28:17 UTC  

which sounds better
-universe ruled by an omnipotent father
-universe ruled by some fucking pointdexter