trump eating several pounds of cheese a day and becoming severely obese

unable to remove the big fat orange hump of dump from the oval office, trump becomes emperor for life

I can't run for office bc I'm a manlet and have a class a misdemeanor

nor would i want to @Lying2women

Being an elected official seems like a lot of hassle

he's going Taft mode @a dim goon

based

one time I had a dream I asked my mom to get me some dip at the store and she got me fucking grizzly long cut instead of the copenhagen mint I asked for, and I was pissed

glc would just use his clout of knowing what the sweat was before his opponent to get elected

and that was the whole dream

i didnt even smoke back then let alone chew

i would just ask all of my opponents "what is the US lottery used for?" @Sam Hyde

then just wait

"HIS SILENCE IS DEAFENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN"

100% of the profits go towards a dim goon

specifically a dim goon's juice fund

jews fund

My opponent refuses to disclose his knowledge as to the whereabouts of the Weekly Sweat weev episode

👁️ 👁️

Why would Japan bother with Cali. It's full of niggers and spics, completely worthless.

Imagine if Shawn ran for office. They would create an epic compilation of his best moments to attack him

i actually was afk during the weev episode lol

so it's just gone

dim goon runs for public office under the name a dim goon and is disqualified from the race for the clown car post

https://tenor.com/view/jaw-drop-omg-shocked-surprised-overwhelmed-gif-15067689

put that there middle finger down bouy

Elect me to control the US nuclear weapon stockpile

and take off that hat indoors it's disrespectful

The misdemeanor was being a ginger faggot

Owned

trim your fingernails you FILTHY animal!

favorite home alone quote

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

:(

on christmas eve dim goon sits in the bathroom and slaps his face and goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" in the mirror with his shirt off for 2 hours

holiday traditions are important

*standing stark nude before my full body mirror, powerstancing and erect* I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino.

[kicks door open, wood splinters apart into a million pieces, shrapnel]
HI BASED I'M DAD HI BASED I'M DAD HI BASED I'M DAD

Hi dad I'm niggas