make a french press pot

pour right over the nog

hot fucking damn

[sipping fresh brewed egg nog] yea this is pretty kino [dad slams my head into table]

it's how "pumpkin spice" is actually supposed to taste

getting my head stomped in for saying "kek" IRL

rip

justin bieber..............is gay

The real ones never stopped hating justin bieber

justin beeber

more like BEAVER

justin memer

😭

gentlemen

i think weve found our based black man

This dude sonnenrad posting in 2010

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he has two first names

He's got sick headphones

beats by walmart

I NEED an azn bitch

To do my final for me

NEED2BUST

beats by turtle beach

NEED 4 BUST UNDERGROUND

whats ur degree in

if youve ever bought skullcandy headphones you are a FAGGOT

or black

I get why you guys hate women now

Shut up bitch

50 millimeter drives for more BASS

did your mom take away your games

donkey kong jungle beats

Only the real ones remember donkey konga

smack the novelty bongo controllers really pound away at the things pretend the drum is your mom's face

lol

never take my CD copy of The Offspring - Americana again you stupid fat bitch

it cost me like 30 bucks

why does every song by the offspring sound like the guy recorded the vocals in his bathtub