trim your fingernails you FILTHY animal!

favorite home alone quote

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"

:(

on christmas eve dim goon sits in the bathroom and slaps his face and goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" in the mirror with his shirt off for 2 hours

holiday traditions are important

*standing stark nude before my full body mirror, powerstancing and erect* I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino. I am based. I am Chad. I am kino.

[kicks door open, wood splinters apart into a million pieces, shrapnel]
HI BASED I'M DAD HI BASED I'M DAD HI BASED I'M DAD

Hi dad I'm niggas

my mom says I'm kino

my mom says I'm based

pubg

your daughter calls me based too

if she's your gf why does she call me BasedChadGroyper1488

ladies and gentlemen we got him

lol

that's seasonal you can only get it during a narrow time period

like eggnog

the clown car post is like egg nog

YES!! we are of similar minds you and I.....

perhaps so brother but the blood still boils

like egg nog

exactly like egg nog

speaking of which

just like egg nog

I like egg nog

i'm gonna nog right about now

i have to tell you before it's too late:

pour pumpkin flavored eggnog into a cup

👁️ 👁️

pour your coffee on top of it

This is like oblivion npc dialogue except kino

ejaculate immediately

dude

not kidding

I do that shit

ALL the time

that shit is

next level

certified Christmas kino

Sounds legit