donkey kong jungle beats

Only the real ones remember donkey konga

smack the novelty bongo controllers really pound away at the things pretend the drum is your mom's face

lol

never take my CD copy of The Offspring - Americana again you stupid fat bitch

it cost me like 30 bucks

why does every song by the offspring sound like the guy recorded the vocals in his bathtub

he looks like if the 90s were a guy

wait a second

i dont trust no nigga named dexter

get out of my labor-atory

if you ever hear me humming a tune by the offspring it's because I love crazy taxi, I am not a fag

pretty fly for a white guy

Yo that game is epic

is that kevin nigga who I think it is?

kevin james

yea alright no lie its me dude

whats up

no I mean I'm 90% sure I went to school with that dude

a black goon

a dim coon

i think i've called you that before

oxymoron

because he was starting his youtube channel the year he graduated

yea.....u have

@Sam Hyde that's not what an oxymoron is

The word is redundant I think

yes

looks like YOURE THE oxy-moron now huh @Sam Hyde 😎

because he's on oxys and he's a real DUMMY

The opiate of the masses

is opiates

crazy taxi goes down a full letter grade if you play the version without flagrant product placement

Go to The™ Original™ Levi's™ Store™

i like when in blades of steel on NES they push other konami products so much that you can play little demos of the other games during the halftime

that's advertising

hearing the black guy ask me to take him to KFC was when I knew it was the best game

That's so based

i never trusted anyone who played as the girl

It adds realism