1990: Mom, dad, im gay
2020: Mom, dad, im niggas

it's true

post it

mom, dad, i said the n word online and got cancelled

Merry Christmas

mom dad, I am a dim goon

mom dad im chris benoits submission offense

"what's that honey"

mom dad I'm pickle sneed

mom, dad, i'm making 2 pieces of toast

Formerly Chuck

[dad fires 12 gauge buckshot into my big stupid fucking face]

👁️ 👁️

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@Robert T. Stafford the dog keemstar hit was that fat fucking retard's big brown hound

@Robert T. Stafford what u puttin on em

thinka biyt ti

think about it

niggas having strokes

What did he mean by this

@pickle hi

oh no

keemstar

its chilly out my fingees are cold (︺︹︺)

go inside

-_-

Just lay in bed all day like me

Hmmm.....No!

if you get out of bed you're retarded

if you get in your bed youre retarded

be like me wake up

and then go straight back to bed

i stay woke

and nap till 3pm

😏 🥂

I would but my house doesn't have heat because my parents are retards

if you get in my bed what the fuck ddue get out