last 48 hrs were dangerously comfy

*sips juice box*

what'd ya get for Christmas GLC

did you get all sorts of sweet treats from santa

some bux (mostly spent on mom's gifts) and some nice new digs

yeah santa filled the stocking with new socks and chocolates

homie pulled up Christmas eve and we got some diner coffee, then went to mom's for dinner & watched Mystery Science Theater

hell yes dude

he and i put away a whole carton of eggnog

👁️ 👁️

Christmas day mom's bf came over and cooked horseradish sauce & beef rib roast aged for a week

we got the fireplace goin in the den

mom made a charcuterie thing that was so big it took up the whole coffee table

we had a hand-baked buche de noel for dessert

most of the clothes i got except for this one sweater are straight drip

10/10 Christmas

A toast, to Christmas, and to my Christmas frens!

hi nijjers

Does anybody remember the episode where Beardson and Shawn are trashing Owen Benjamin?

I'm on the gumroad

yea

Do you remember the name of the episode?

I know it should be from June or July 2019

yea

lol f u

dmed u the fix

huh?

Who

People still pay for the gumroad?

My friends just showed me a girl from our highschool’s onlyfans

She has and has had big fuckin titties

I wanted to fuck get so bad junior/ senior year

oh wow some bitch who had fat titties by the time she was 15 got encouraged to whore herself out for pennies on the internet, never heard that one before

I know

Whats his name?

Lois Mains

Or Maines? Idek tbh

Oh her. I already fucked. Sorry bro