Sorry already fucked her

Looks like things are going well

uberfacts is bullshit

Find me a Pawg'd up Japanese gf and ill give all my money to her

nigga instead of trying to find hoes you need to find God

horny ass nigga

so true

busting is so 2020

hi

hey!

how are u

booooooored -__-

as my grandmother once said

Only boring people get bored

Going Calzone mode again later. My last one for the next few months

the day I turned 16 my grandfather sat me down he said "Son *drags from cigar* son I tell you one thing right now that'll stick with you for the rest of your life as a man"

i never met my grandfathers

he looks me dead in the eye he says 1 thing he says "I'm pickle sneed"

well actually one of them i did

don't care

but i dontr emember it

and my heart jumped into my mouth

Its real

good cus i wasn't talking to you, you ugly faggot queer

this nigga had 2 grandpas lmao gay

bro....

that's not what i meant!!!!

my grandpa got bit by a copperhead and died cause of that

Why did he try to fuck a snake?

I fully intend on being the racist grandpa stereotype when im older

them gooks son

yeah my grandpa done got bit by a copperhead and died cuzza that

stay away from em

lol like youre having kids

cmon now

once you shave your head, women will love you

i promise

not all of us are 5'5

which one of us is engaged

which one of us is enraged