Message from @berserker.bob

Discord ID: 795837203871563853


2021-01-05 02:09:59 UTC  

if you get what i mean

2021-01-05 02:10:05 UTC  

nobody does

2021-01-05 02:10:15 UTC  

it's true, sir. this man has no dick

2021-01-05 02:10:43 UTC  

ok picture this

2021-01-05 02:10:45 UTC  

im mario

2021-01-05 02:10:51 UTC  

no

2021-01-05 02:10:56 UTC  

no

2021-01-05 02:10:56 UTC  

and @Sam Hyde mom is the green pipe

2021-01-05 02:10:57 UTC  

ok

2021-01-05 02:11:10 UTC  

you're not mario

2021-01-05 02:11:24 UTC  

you're nobody

2021-01-05 02:11:32 UTC  

i have brown hair

2021-01-05 02:11:35 UTC  

and a moustache

2021-01-05 02:11:38 UTC  

thats basically mario

2021-01-05 02:11:49 UTC  

can someon hop in vc general lobby im tryin to figure my mic out

2021-01-05 02:11:55 UTC  

Who the hell do you think you are!? You’re any kind of artist!? Anybody know who you are!? Maybe evrybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in all of North America and who are you? Who are you!?! You miserable presumptuous no talent.
You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves as the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself! In music or any form of creativity!
And I’m an NYU fil-school graduate. Sucker!
And the School of Visual Arts. And the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco!
You suck!
You’re a no talent!
If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the end of the day for everybody down here! You're a disgrace! You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world!
You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit! And I’ve earned my right to say it! Okay?
I had 200,000 people with Bill Graham, in 1975.
I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you!?
I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Who the fuck are you!?
You’re nothing! You're nothing! You are nothing! And you will never be anything! Never! How dare you! How dare you.
You miserable, mediocre nothing! Shame on you!
You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp!
Go learn to play. Go learn to play.
You’re flat!
You can’t even carry a fucking note! I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play!
You’re flat!
I’m trained classically, I’m trained contemporaneously, and you suck!

2021-01-05 02:12:10 UTC  

ur really unclear

2021-01-05 02:12:14 UTC  

with ur voice changer

2021-01-05 02:12:23 UTC  

you're a level 3 pidgey sitting in the grass in viridian forest suckin DICK

2021-01-05 02:12:55 UTC  

fuck

2021-01-05 02:12:58 UTC  

im boomer tech

2021-01-05 02:12:59 UTC  

You're an ant beneath my boot.....AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE

2021-01-05 02:13:00 UTC  

yknow for my money chimchar is prolly the best pokemon

2021-01-05 02:13:03 UTC  

big rames is a big tames

2021-01-05 02:13:14 UTC  

mario may be super

2021-01-05 02:13:15 UTC  

@berserker.bob sounds about right

2021-01-05 02:13:17 UTC  

perfect!

2021-01-05 02:13:19 UTC  

but I'm super duper

2021-01-05 02:13:22 UTC  

with a big tuper

2021-01-05 02:13:26 UTC  

@berserker.bob we cant make out what ur saying

2021-01-05 02:13:34 UTC  

pour one out for a real one named Emula who recently passed away from a lifelong battle with Ensemula

2021-01-05 02:13:35 UTC  

yea im clueless how to fix that

2021-01-05 02:13:41 UTC  

fix what

2021-01-05 02:13:48 UTC  

@a dim goon try this song out

2021-01-05 02:13:52 UTC  

really obscure artist

2021-01-05 02:13:56 UTC  

I think you would like him!!

2021-01-05 02:14:02 UTC  

manson's music kind of sucks ass

2021-01-05 02:14:05 UTC  

fml

2021-01-05 02:14:06 UTC  

Manson was a good songwriter