Message from @joey1111
Discord ID: 794819488615759903
@bootysweat Yooo what up J?! Happy New Year
hmu
i need help jess
HNY!!
I’ve never been around so many single people not getting laid. I thought only married people didn’t get laid. What’s wrong with you people? Go out and fuck like rabbits! While you still can!
i heard tetris helps
honestly my favorite
@Looking Lukas literally grabbed a notebook 📒 and took notes from the comedic cabal 😂 Dique “sup” lol súper original buddy 😀
lmaoo i cant post my memes in here
Do you know the eye trick?
Idk quasi taught me a lot I was making a power point
sup
Objection! Fake and gay married couple don’t get laid. My wife and I are crazy about eachother, can’t get enough 😌
Sup
If you see a girl you are interested in lock eyes a few times / get caught staring some what and look away. Do that a few times. Then they will come to you.
you still white knighting over malibu
@joey1111 how long have you been married and how many kids do you have?
Also if a girl locks eyes with you and you did not start it don't look away
Test it
I’ve never had my eyes licked but I’ll try anything once
Alight I’m out guys it was fun maybe next time!
Sup
Def not knighting over you lol
@joey1111 wait till those 4 kids are teenagers and you’ve been married 15+ years and work two jobs to pay for those 4 kids... then if you can still say that, props
Typo
who then
On my phone
This is the guy who counts the votes if Pence is unavailable.
@joey1111 and after 4 kids in 7 years, you’d better go to the vet or the wife’s likely to cut you off
Props 💪🏻 13 year old, twins 9 years old and a 15 month old. Not sure how that wouldn’t be relevant but ok lol
Are you sure?
@TyrantSmasher yes and no... if pence is arrested prior to the 6th then he is stripped of his office and trump must appoint a new VP for the remainder of his term.
Lock eyes
Not lick
Lol
I guess it depends on what state you live in
Or what country