Make sure she identifies as female first.

I was about to ask lol

Lol

The profile pic is a lie. I actually identify as a Martian agendered reptilian

Saucy

That’s a thing now?

Ah ok. Everything makes perfect sense now.

Anything is a thing now

Lol

Fine. I lied. I’m a horse.

Lol a race horse?

Why be a horse when you can be a centaur?

Or a Pegasus?

Yes. SEABISCUIT FTW

I love OC but with about 20k saved and a truck its looking like I'm going to be going on a land search once the weather improves.

Race is important...lol

Pegasus are girls everyone knows that.

I’m a potato

Fuck it. Imma be a unicorn

Very

CHANGED MY MIND I WANNA BE A POTATO TOO

That was a pretty damn good movie

Can I be a carrot

It was, actually.

i identify as cyberpunk, if you dont like it be cancelled lol

I dub thee couch potato

https://giphy.com/gifs/potato-2u9HmOf6BmqwU

Magic potato here

You’re special, be whatever you want to be. Someday you could even be president elect of the divided states of Merica

With a dash of couch

Good for you. Hoping to sell eventually and move to a red state. Maybe Texas if they chose to secede.

AMEN BRO

Yeah but any dumbass can be president elect apparently

So long as your the dumbass they select of course

https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/rangers-tony-de-angelo-throws-tantrum-after-twitter-bans-donald-trump-013126739.html

Whoever wrote this article is a piece of shit

Negative Potato 😆

Very sad potato is what I got

Why are my fellow American dumbasses though 😭😭

Actually very accurate. I'll take it.

I didnt understand a lot of those words

No matter really.