cats will eat your face if you die

I got to name one and I named her Zelda despite not being a LOZ fan

@frugalcasper But will they eat you out if you die?

nerd

Because they are smart

Meat is meat

@Punished Korgoth sick bastard lol

Are cats just as smart as dogs?

They are smarter

cats are the pet version of women. they only stick around if they benefit

Smart.

Dogs are mutants

I need a pet that I can leave it home alone for 10 hours a day

Legit

@frugalcasper at least cats are cute and won't take half your shit

Cats don't litter the streets with feces

Dogs are man's best friends for a reason

Btw

Dogs require a fuck load of maintenance though

I wish I could own a wolf, but I'd likely not be able to handle it.

Dogs are more women like

Than cats

Anything worth doing isn't easy

dogs are loyal woman are not

Dogs are you prisoners, too dumb to survive alone

Read the story of Hachiko

bc we domesticated them

oh that's a great story

so sad 13 years

They are mutant degenerative wolves

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There have been dozens of stories about dogs mauling/killing their owners

Thousands

And dogs mauling and killing other dogs

Which can lead to lawsuits

and cats eating their dead owners

And 8 thousand years of stories of man and dog bonding

Dogs can be a lot of trouble

Dogs are fun and I don't care if they eat me when I die

That goes for anyone