They are all landmines.

Briffault’s Law baby. Learn or burn

If you're lucky.

Some are just proximity mines.

Those suck.

If you are honest from the beginning you'll get rejected more often but women who do say yes are OK with it.

Telling them you just want sex and nothing else will save a lot of trouble and hurt feelings

@Null Cute prof pic

@Punished Korgoth thanks, I aspire to be that comfy one day

Just make your dreams come true

But my prof pic is cuter then yours

I'm already planning on when to move out and stuff I can't continue being my family's errand boy

*dreams about getting my arm cut off by a demonic samurai*

No, I do not want to make my dreams come true.

Weird fetish

but ok

I want money to have a nice kitchen in my house. Is that gay or nah?

@Punished Korgoth nah I liked the other one from bloody bodybuilding video

Which one?

Im not that gay

If 1 is "can't watch straight porn because there's a dick and that's gay" and 10 is "literally wears a leotard and a sock on your dick to the pride parade", that's a 7!

So as the italians would say back in the day im “half a fag”

You damn close to being Steven Rambo levels of gay

I just want built in small grill, an array of knifes, a cutting board right next to my sink.

You describing it?

You a 11/10

Jokes aside

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that actually does sound nice

They have those sorts of kitchens.

That's not even that hard to do.

And I want to have a designated area with enough space in my house for a home gym

This is the male fantasy

And I would be quite happy

Toxic masculinity wrrrrry

I have a space in my apartment for my home gym.

Gym thot free zone

that is the best gym

Exactly I dont mind chicks working out at the gym but there are just some real trollops doing nonsense in the weight room

People pursuing fitness and physical excellence is a good thing.

i just went for a home gym with all the thot nonsense at the real gym