that might change though

When i was younger i would kill bugs like nothing but i was never able to hurt a soul

@The-Free-Monk You never beat the shit out of somebody?

unless they attacked first

I got into fights but i never intended harm

i tried to wrestle people instead of hitting them

i thought using wwe moves made me look cool

@The-Free-Monk I usually do that too, but some times it has to become a bit more

I never got into many fights, the one i did get into i got fucked

My cousin does mma for a living

so no surprise lol

i memorized everything like sharpshooter, figure 4, cross face, walls of jericho, leg locks etc

but we always got injured, fists might be harmful, but wrestling moves can be very dangerous if done irresponsibly

you can break bones, ligaments, tendons, etc

Speaking of breaking bones, imagine seeing John Cena waving about his broken wrist while saying ''you cant see me my time is now!''

His hand just flops about

lol

When i was like 7 or 8 i legit got into a fight with a college student and beat him with hells gate submission

Goddamn

how tall are you?

i remember his face was purple and his eyes were bulging

pretty short

Like 5ft 5?

I am 5'7 now

so when i was 7 you can guess

Yesss boy, manlet squad assemble

I too am a 5ft7 boi

the manlet insult only applies to incels because they want to impress women

has nothing to do with MGTOW because we don't care what women think

in a fight i always go for someones legs, so being short actually suits my fighting style

Of course, i was only joking. I was also satirising them.

I love how funny the height thing is

you got guys shitposting stuff like: ''Hey guys im 8ft tall, is it too late for me??''

Our ancestors, who were supposedly rugged hunter gatherers and bad-asses were close to 5'0

chimps are very short

but they can maul a MMA fighter to death with their bare hands

Goddamn right

but they at least have super dense muscles

Our ancestors were badasses

Thirsty Incels and dumb stacy's dont know shit about height

5 ft 7 isnt bad, you are not a gaint, but you still are tall (compared to your ancestors)