if the balls don't touch its not gay

or if you wear socks

And no eye contact

Wtf just happened? Lol

"Holy pussy must be worshipped"

Alrighty then

On a serious note

Im kind of worried about when the chicks in my generation turn 45 and are single en masse

Why? That's their problem, is it not?

I have a funny feeling it wont be

Mmm

And the government will be more involved by that point

It will be our problem in the form of tax for sure

Unless we riot

Yeah i could see the government forcing marriages and such. Yeah good point.

Fyi I’m down to riot whenever

Im down as well

In a metaphorical sense

Next time we all in Australia let’s burn a Kmart

Not trying to go against discord ToS

Lmao kmart

I mean metaphorically speaking of course

Sure I'll bring the rags and the gasoline. Who wants to bring the beer for empty bottles?

With an apu or chang on register

Wait you guys still have kmarts in your area? I thought they went completely out of business?

The aussies have kept them alive

Kmart is massive in Australia it’s like our biggest store

Ahhh okay. I know dick about Australia. Well i did some research into the emu wars one time but that's history.

Australia history is so dead ass boring

At least you guys have a fun party life lol

Burger King in Australia is known as Hungry Jack's

I dont know if thats a joke or youre being serious

Now I’m hungry...

@Whats gay anymore i was heading to bed my guy, ill post spicy memes after work

I'm very serious.

Yeah i could go for a burger myself.

All good I’ll be here

Hungry jacks is arse

Where I grew up the only fast food place was a hungry jacks so we had home cooked meals every day

Now they have more so my little bros a fat fuck

Food sounds good right now