You guys want to know how to feel like superman

Take a shitload of painkillers, place a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall as hard as you can.

Not quite. As long as the myth of that "man" with a scythe has been around, there have also been people who presumed him to be the opposite of God. God is life, and he is Death. God creates life, Death facilitates life's end. That myth originated in Europe I believe, but I'm not sure if it has pagan roots dating back to Arthurian times

Chaon you said you were going to sleep

**Don't make me come over there.**

I made the mistake of drinking coffee an hour before bed, it was getting cold 😢 🙃

Oof. I hope Ram's asleep at least.

Rest is good for the ill

🤔

why make it in the first palce

She's sound asleep in my arms and she's making cute noises ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

I forgot to drink it at work and I still had it in my thermos from earlier <:why:480186116222353410>

Well that's fair enough, it would've been a shame to have that coffee go to waste

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Put it in a jar and chill it in the fridge. Then add ice and bam, iced coffee.

Haha true that, better than reheating it and diluting the fresh coffee flavor

I'm thinking of getting a gas mask just for that chernobyl slav aesthetic.

DEWIT!

I already sent like 87 pictures of myself slav squatting to both this discord and shadow's

With my face covered of course, don't freak out

I know, I've seen 'em.

You need a gas mask and sun glasses.

DEWIT!

I need to learn ruskie to complete the set

Enh.

I don't have the willpower to go full keto because I failed like 5 times this year. So ima start by cutting out sugar, then ima slowly eat less and less carbs, butbthe carbs I do eat will be healthy carbs and not junk. That should do the trick.

Who told you you had to?

Also, why'd you fail? Was it the massive headaches?

Well, no one. I just wanted to learn russian anyway

Man its been so easy for me

Oh you were talking to chaon, sorry

ive been doing it like 3 months now

just stopped eating carbs and never looked back

Nah, it's cool, Chase. I was gonna tell you to just show cyka blyat any time you wanted to say anything.

Also, keto =/= low carb; but both are really good and if you're fat, you'll be eating your own fat so it's close enough.

I want to learn Japanese and Russian. Only two languages I give a fuck about

And german

There you go.

Axis and Cold War powers languages.

Nah it was more the insane cravings for everything shit, and I can never fully resist lol, I'm not fat and unhealthy, but I want to be in better health and I think keto would be the way to go

Since you already have English.