I've been in a coma. Had some pretty wild dreams.

Atleast your not in family court about to be sentenced to life of alimony ill take visions of vampires over that.

Couldn't move. Couldn't tell if I was in a jewelry case or not, but I recognized my case number was reversed.

He's hearing the baby crying in the background.

He might as well be.

Lol

The demons know your fears and use them against you.

Baby wants child support

i havn't been in a coma or sleep paralysis

white priv

I think 3 times now I've heard a baby crying when I was in that state of fading in and out of consciousness after waking up

white privelege is being able to say, "Hello, dad." or "How can I help you, officer?"

Now that i think about it jesus was raised by a single mother 😳

You are wrong.

🤔 how do you figure that

He was raised by a cuck.

^

Did you forget Joseph is the one that taught him to be a carpenter?

😳 deep

He was never able to go as deep as the big G-O-D.

You ever notice no mention of Jesus' siblings.

Virgin gf gets pregnant and 3 random men show up

Joseph just couldn't follow up the divine dong.

I think in one of them, I heard someone laughing.

I dont want to laugh but your very funny sir

Jesus is a different story.

And then Jesus grew up to be a loser that was crucified because one of his besties was a dick.

At least he returned from the dead.

The only reason anyone thinks he wasn't a loser is because his ending got retconned to include a respawn and auto-win.

he hung out with the wrong crowd

Every other god does his business at the end of a weapon.

@Xychotic damn man i believe in jesus but no one can refuse those statements its honest

Ill be back going to check on some anime babes

Thanks for letting us know

It was very polite.

I suppose I should let everyone know I'm heading to work now. I'll be back on... eventually.

I don't bother with anime

Well, in Russian #Moscow, it is no different than in other European cities. Tens of thousands of #Muslims occupied the streets of Moscow for their prayers at the end of #Ramadan.

Another day 😅 another day until doomsday

@Roman Sionis you're missing out

Missing out on animated boobies? Nahh