Bologna? Blegh

Hot dogs is usually something you should avoid

And lunchables

Mmmm, lunchables...

Unless you make the sausage yourself

I got some sausage right here!

>_>
Okay... I'll show myself out.

Dude says no process meats--> says you should eat hot dogs, literally the worst processed meat

Depends mare, if you make your own sausages they are not bad, you buy them they are usually shit

Oh yeah of course homemade ones are better

*returns*

I was meme-ing.

Everything you make yourself is better than store bought stuff

True dat

I dunno, man.

I can't duplicate a lot of store bought stuff.

😂

@Xychotic So read a fucking cooking book then

Translation: I can't cook worth shit

I don't know how to copycat chocolate Twinkies

*Bro*

*really?*

Si?

*Fucking twinkies?*

^_^

Cooking book mate, solves all your problems

I mean, it's a stretch. I can make pretty much everything else. I was scrambling for ideas.

Shouldn't be that hard. Take some angel food cake, shove white whipped filling up it's ass and dunk it in melted chocolate while cold

Why are we talking about twinks, chaons not around

I did get a good keto muffin recipe but I haven't figured out how to make it to my tastes.

@Nawalter Jizney so he feels like it's home when he comes back

And I haven't made a good ketchup.

though mayo is really easy with an immersion blender

Ooh, right, I haven't figured out how to copy Marzetti's ranch dressing.

Seriously, making a really good ranch is proving to be a pain in the ass.

Or you could just search for 'how to make twinkies', it will tell you right there

Gotta go watch some Space Ghost

Popp ftw

Also, I bloody know how to make a Twinkie *in form*. It's getting it to be a proper copy that's probably the challenge.

Especially if I want to make it a low carb version

What's worse: a dumbass who knows they're a dumbass or a dumbass who tries to act smart?