Side note: coffee + orange flavoring = literally one of the worst fucking combinations. Nothing in my life has ever told me, "You know what this dark roast is lacking? ***CITRUS***"

You know what is absolutely delicious?

Citrus + cream

Like sherbert almost?

I'm referring to Orange Julius, but, basically, yeah.

O yeah, I've had that befoore.

I made orange julius based whey shakes before.

I drank at least a pint of it, got sick, drank more, and more, and stopped after I nearly passed out. Woke up the next morning, made more, and the cycle began again.

They turned out really nice.

You're a special kind of dumbass, aren't you?

3.8 GPA and I can't stop myself from drinking citrus. So yeah, health is clearly not my forte.

don't say cant.

Kroger cinnamon rolls are trash.

Wait, how does one become a head homie?

I got a kind of fucked philosophy I live by: I'd sooner die today with security than live for tomorrow with uncertainty. In other words, I'll gladly miss food, sleep, and water if it means I won't fail a test.

Wait, what?

nexus randomly decided

Huh. Okay.

i got good taste in waifu material

that's a funny way to say bribe

lol

Right?!

One of my best stories:
Studying for a math final.
Stressed the hell out.
Don't sleep for at least three days.
Little to no food, because I'm studying at least 12 hours a day.
Go to the laundry room downstairs to grab some clothes, cause I spilled a drink on my shirt.
Collapse from exhaustion on the third to last step.
Sleep for seven hours.
Wake up, unscathed, and decide that I should eat something.
Do so, and get back to studying

Worked out in the end though, I passed with a B.

Jebus.

What math level was this?

I just got someone's notes lol

Theoretical physics calculus sorcery?

normally when i pass out for hours it's after a 24 hour binge of snorting Gfuel

It was college algebra, but my previous instructors taught me nothing of the sort, because rural ass high school, so I had to do 99 percent of the legwork myself.

when I pass out for hours, it's because I was hospitalized and put into a come for 3 weeks.

Oh, shit.

Literally like first stepping into the mateial.

Shit I should have already known that was not taught to me.

Damn

Okay, that's pretty bold to study that hard and get a b entirely on your own before Khan Academy.

This was two semesters ago.

damn...

I'm still in college my guy.

Wait, why the fuck didn't you use Khan Academy!?

I just used the book.

And coffee