Message from @Juanito

Discord ID: 594001622754131968


2019-06-28 03:07:11 UTC  

Yeah upstate NY has MCP

2019-06-28 03:07:17 UTC  

Wut

2019-06-28 03:07:28 UTC  

Mcp = muslim community patrol

2019-06-28 03:07:39 UTC  

or in layman's terms

2019-06-28 03:07:42 UTC  

California is more like India than a Muslim country tbh

2019-06-28 03:07:42 UTC  

Thot patrol

2019-06-28 03:07:48 UTC  

Shit EVERYWHERE

2019-06-28 03:07:52 UTC  

>omar becomes president
>makes America a caliphate
>invites millions of muslims
>establishes sharia law
>ilhan is removed from office
>cries that she's being oppressed
>beheaded for her blasphemous actions
>feminism taken back 100 years
Remember guys: islam is a feminist religion

2019-06-28 03:08:20 UTC  

But at least we'd repeal the 19th

2019-06-28 03:08:32 UTC  

Hey there's a bright side to everything isn't there

2019-06-28 03:08:35 UTC  

I went to the grocery story to get a snickers bar; I came back with miso soup, pork belly snacks bites, and green onions. Forgot the snickers bar. Fuck.

2019-06-28 03:08:41 UTC  

Inshallahđź‘Ź đź‘Ź

2019-06-28 03:09:02 UTC  

@Xychotic what a weeb

2019-06-28 03:09:16 UTC  

Right!?

2019-06-28 03:09:16 UTC  

@Xychotic bruh That's some good shit. I always end up forgetting the one thing I went to the damn store for

2019-06-28 03:09:31 UTC  

Islam America, where all the walmarts are replaced with bazaars.

2019-06-28 03:09:47 UTC  

Dude, you could buy the sultan clothes

2019-06-28 03:09:52 UTC  

Walk around like a badass

2019-06-28 03:09:53 UTC  

They'd just call them halalmarts

2019-06-28 03:10:13 UTC  

You walk in for a clove of garlic and leave with 15 cobras, 3 spools of silk, and a genie's lamp.

2019-06-28 03:10:22 UTC  

>halalmarts<:OH_YEEAAH:592897850984235036>

2019-06-28 03:10:23 UTC  

Hell yeah boi

2019-06-28 03:10:38 UTC  

I'm down for a bit of snake dancing

2019-06-28 03:10:46 UTC  

Maybe those bitches can make my snake dance

2019-06-28 03:10:46 UTC  

As the hand grabs Omars hair and yank her head back to expose her neck to allow the blade to slide through, she’ll at that moment realize where she fucked up.

2019-06-28 03:10:53 UTC  

No more rascals in walmarts, they just used specially bred mini camels

2019-06-28 03:11:22 UTC  

@Head Scribe Drayanor don't miss out on our buy one get one sex slave deal!

2019-06-28 03:11:29 UTC  

The caliphate will not care who you are

2019-06-28 03:12:08 UTC  

People who do not understand why the west is the greatest should be sent to the middle east.

2019-06-28 03:12:28 UTC  

Do I want to participate in this conversation...

2019-06-28 03:12:34 UTC  

yes

2019-06-28 03:12:42 UTC  

Jump in, let that bourbon talk

2019-06-28 03:13:01 UTC  

practice Uncle style

2019-06-28 03:13:39 UTC  

You know, I was thinking, the punishment for shitty women should be to live as men for like a year. Like if we could transfer them to male bodies with some sort of trans humanism technology n' shit, And then just drop them off at a bus stop.

2019-06-28 03:13:40 UTC  

*Fuck it*

2019-06-28 03:13:55 UTC  

It would be rather priceless IMO

2019-06-28 03:13:55 UTC  

Let's start with the fuckin' muzzies.

2019-06-28 03:14:01 UTC  

Ok ok

2019-06-28 03:14:16 UTC  

Bro... that's just feminism...

2019-06-28 03:14:34 UTC  

I just saw that shit on the muzzie bros and if there was ever a group that needed to be ctrl+alt+del, it was them.

2019-06-28 03:14:55 UTC  

@Uncle Toxic <:bye:480186137164382208>