*she

so he kicks his gloves away and whatever to clear space, and she says to him "good thing your not a soccer player eh", buddy just looks at her and kinda does a goofy laugh (hes blue), so i just look and him say "wow, and thank god she's not a comedian eh" and like 5 of us just start loling

(((She)))

and shes like "heeeyyyyyy >:("

HAHAHAH!

lmao

What's a bitch doing in bjj

Probably learning bjj.

Don't NPC so hard.

shes pretty sexy

little tiny asia

Or fishing for an M.R.S. degree amongst fighters.

asian bitch

I don't care what bullshit they spew bitches can't do combatives

lol obvs they can't

but they do it on their level for sport or exercise or maybe to at least have a guard defence if they get raped

lolll

The best defense for not getting raped is a gun

its unfortunate cause they sell a lie that a women who gets good in bjj can fend off a man

Also, not being where rapists are.

That too

but thats kind of deluded

And not getting drunk.

cause men are 60-70% stronger then women

naturally

lol

lol, no, we're not.

and if the guys strong from gym or work

We're 200% stronger

even more

lol

idk the % js

They are 30% as strong as us in the upper body, 55% in lower body.

i called my buddy about the waitress shit and he said he pulled the same shit on his other buddy

and its a running joke at their work now

hahahahah

I saw a bitch try and do Jew Jitsu

And if its a man who isnt a soy boy ITS OVER 9000!!!

Got her shit rekt

its cool if wimins do it

So, 333% stronger in upper body and 182% stronger on lower body.